this didn’t happen in the books
ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”

fishingboatproceeds:

Announcement: Henceforth my tumblr will be a Prince George Appreciation Blog.

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

whitepeopleofficial:

Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day

bleedinglitter:

3rd khloe gif I’ve reblogged in like 10 minutes lol

bleedinglitter:

3rd khloe gif I’ve reblogged in like 10 minutes lol

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt

pupchuck:

i want this on a t shirt