deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

me: i need to lose weight
me: gains weight